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SPAM love letter that got me divorced
written by: heavy_mineral
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Posted on: 1/29/2010 2:19:20 PM
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SPAM love letter that got me divorced
Spam hmmmm not here anymore
Privet, gentleman!

Many waters cannot quench love, neither can the floods drown it.
If I could I'd give you a million of sweetest kisses, honey, if I could I'd give you the brightest smile in the whole world. You will be everything to me because love will bind us. Nothing else seems so important for me now than finding you here, my dear. There is nothing that I look forward to more than spending a time with you and sharing the most amazing moments of my life with you. I want to shut out the rest of the world and to stay just with you, to feel you, to touch your soul, to welcome you after such a long separation... because I know you are my destiny in whatever life we live.

Have a nice day
Iri


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