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Climate scientist Phil Jones contemplating suicide over data claims
written by: pranavnda95
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Posted on: 2/8/2010 1:48:52 AM
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Phil Jones to do Dr. Kelly

Ah, great obnoxious weed for smoke. Because you are going to melt the snow. Climate bugger or Sandwich with genetically modified beef. No connection what so ever if there exist one. No need to die to prove your innocence Dr. Jones.

Famous Scientist Dr. Phil Jones, or say Dr. Jones from Indian Jones is going to commit suicide because people think he is fraud man.

Not really, he just manipulated his data to get grant and let the government imposed some tax in the name of environment.

This sucks because I have to pay extra tax. But hey Dr. Phil, if you want to die, it better to die for good cause. And there are plenty of cause to die for. Just go and Bush or Dick, he will be able to give you few as he did for Dr. David Kelly.

Remember "David Kelly" moment?-a reference to the scientist who killed himself after claims that the Government had “sexed up” a dossier on Iraq’s weapons of mass destruction.

Hacking into his brain system, Hackers obtained e-mails that included messages from Professor Jones apparently encouraging climate scientists to refuse Freedom of Information (FOI) requests and even to destroy data, allowing skeptics to claim that scientists were exaggerating the extent of climate change.

Now if you want to die, Who can stop you? But don't compare yourself with Dr.Kelly. Dr.Kelly was telling the truth and was therefore fighting against the government lies.

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