Today, here in Clatsop County, a two headed sheep was born, named "Twinsy". Farmer Jim
and his son commented that this was the best looking two headed animal ever born! Jim
said, "After all the mutated sheep born since the UFO incident in 2002, we finally have one
that might survive."

Apparently, Dr. Fisher, the local vet, said mutated animals have been common here, but
thinks the cause was from the upstream Nuclear Power Plant closed years ago. "Yep", he
said, "just the norm for Clatsop County ..."

Local University students are eager to see this sheep, however, the local EMF fields seem
to block digital photography. No photo was available.