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What does State of Union Address mean for Joe, “The Plumber?”
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Posted on: 1/27/2010 9:56:03 PM
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What does State of Union Address mean for Joe, “The Plumber?”
Obama for Joe "The plumber"

Here’s what Joe will get from State-of-Union address.

Joe has to work his ass hard and fast. He will have to work12 hour a day from now on. He has to pay more taxes because he is working moreand thus making more money.

He cannot hire more people as a result of high taxes he hasto pay. So not hiring another Joe, “The Plumber,” he is increasing unemploymentacross America.Who is going to fix my restroom?

Joe, “The Plumber” decides to travel to Afghanistanor Iraq, hewill be given a first class flight ticket and free meals for the entirejourney. He will be paid and his whole family will get tax benefits. Joe, “ThePlumber” is happy man.

Joe, “The Plumber,” an investment banker will not be able toinvest his money as he will be robbed of his entire wealth in increase tax. Sohe will be living on Social Security.

Joe, “The International” will have to wait more time to dobusiness with US. We are busy right now with China.

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This piece is complete fiction and has no resemblance to any one living or dead. Any resemblance is completely coincidental and a piece of hyper imagination.

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