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Pat Roberston: White Christan saved the 15-year-old girl in Haiti
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Posted on: 1/28/2010 3:26:42 PM
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Pat Roberston: White Christan saved the 15-year-old girl in Haiti
Evil and Hell !!!!!!
PatRobertson, world renowned humanitarian, recognized and honored by suchdistinguished organizations as Yale University, Food for the Hungry,and Students for America, is currently under fire for presenting acontroversial statement regarding the recent tragedies of Haitiaccording to his website patrobertson.com.

“...something happened a long time ago in Haiti, and people mightnot want to talk about it. They were under the heel of the French. Youknow, Napoleon III and whatever. And they got together and swore a pactto the devil. They said, “We will serve you if you will get us freefrom the French.” True story. And so, the devil said, “OK, it’s adeal.” And they kicked the French out. You know, the Haitians revoltedand got themselves free. But ever since, they have been cursed by onething after the other. Desperately poor.”

Now its saving time for Pat Robertson.According to the source,16-year-old girl who survived for 15 days had nothing to eat or drink.She must have been blessed by the Devils with whom, Haitian had deal200 years ago according to Pat Roberston.

Doctors on a French hospital ship were caring for young DarleneEtienne one day after rescuers dug her out from a collapsed building inthe capital, severely dehydrated and so weak she could barely talk, butalive.

"Surviving for more than two weeks, it's difficult but apparently it's possible," said French Evil.

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