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Love Letter to Sarah Palin
written by: heavy_mineral
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Posted on: 11/25/2009 7:23:06 AM
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Love Letter to Sarah Palin
My love for you Sweeti
I am writing this letter to let you know that there is oneperson in this world who still loves you and will always do so even after reading you biography. I am not disappointed with you thought but I am ecstatic just like Vigra-affect.

People have been sarcastic about since the beginning but I had faith in you. I know that one day people will start appreciating you more than ever before. Looking at the response you have received from your book, I feel that I was right. People are loving your work and you.

Please keep writing just like this and I am sure one day,you will become what you are destined to be. Ms.President, I would love to see you at White House in 20112. This is no mistake in 20112 as I want you to be president at that time when world will need you the most.

Even People at that time will call you names like certified bot, Dumb-Ass, and "Going Rogue", I have full faith in you.

I don't want to dig into my personal desire for you but one thing I want to let you know that you are my love of life and I will always love you more than your current Eddy-Teddy bear fish hunting man.

With love and “Going Rogue”
Heavy Mineral

 

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