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Powerful storm battered California
written by: pranavnda95
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Posted on: 1/19/2010 4:46:35 PM
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Powerful storm battered California
Welcome to Satan Kingdom
Rush and Pat have cursed Californian with storms and powerful wind to batter and trotter them. When people rushed to Rush for mercy, he declined their plea and suggested that they should go to Satan and ask for Mercy. Such was his powerful curse.

"The wind kind of whipped through the parking lot and the window blew in," she said, still breathless a half-hour later. "It was like an explosion. My mind said 'earthquake!' and I ducked under the desk," Was all Kimmara Acosta can recall (AP).

People across California are pleading with Satan God in Satan Kingdom somewhere up in NE. It was heard that last time Rush and Pat Robertson were seen on vacation in Satan Kingdom after Haiti evil speech. It is known fact that Pat and Rush are favorites of Satan Kingdom.


According our source (undisclosed) this how is how you can reach Satan Kingdom and learn few things about them before you plan your trip.

Satan's Kingdom State Recreation Area located on Route 44 in New Hartford, Connecticut. The area offers some of breath taking evil personality to the world. Our two most respected residential in this area are Rushy and Paty. Beside evil personality which you will come across plenty here, this area also offer some of great river tubing, rafting, kayaking and canoeing. The highlight of the river run is the Satans Kingdom Gorge rapids. Lifeguards are on duty where the water is turbulent. There are outdoor adventures to enjoy with the local Satan residents.

This is Spoof story and I feel sorry for People of Southern California

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