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Bushism
written by: first Report
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Posted on: 2/7/2010 10:29:20 PM
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Bushism (Noun): Part of Speech that comes out of George W Bush when he is thinking. This statement can be classified as "Hysterical misstatements" from an ex-president.

"This is my maiden voyage. My first speech since I was the president of the United States and I couldn't think of a better place to give it than Calgary, Canada."

"One of the very difficult parts of the decision I made on the financial crisis was to use hardworking people's money to help prevent there to be a crisis."

"I'm telling you there's an enemy that would like to attack America, Americans, again. There just is. That's the reality of the world. And I wish him all the very best." 

"In terms of the economy, look, I inherited a recession, I am ending on a recession." 

"So I analyzed that and decided I didn't want to be the president during a depression greater than the Great Depression, or the beginning of a depression greater than the Great Depression." 

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