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Weapon of Mass Destruction
written by: zeroking1
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Posted on: 10/11/2009 11:43:39 AM
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Weapon of Mass Destruction
Weapon of Mass Destruction

The hunt for infamous “WMD” is still going on around theworld since IRAQwar ended some 25 million year ago. Even “George Bush” Ghost who coined theterm in 21st century is still looking for the WMD.

 

A curious visitor accidentally came face-to-face with GhostBush during one such trip in IRAQ.When the visitor accidentally revealed that he is reporter, Ghost Bush beggedhim to write his version of the story so that he can sleep in peace in hell.

 

Bush explained to the reporter that during one such trip tohell, he came across Saddam Hussein, whom he had dethroned from IRAQfor having WMD. Saddam won’t let him pass across the hell as he was insistingthat Bush had WMD.

 

Bush gave a detail account of his life in hell to thisreporter and how he badly he been treated for last 25 million in this hell. Henarrated his miserly life and all the jokes going around him and his friendsfor his actions.

 

One of the jokes is that if you want to kill someone press Cheneyfor the bomb. Dick has been lying in the corner and his heart has been burninglike oven at the “Papa Jones.”

 

Bush has been also tortured by the spelling Bee Competitorwhenever Bush is around them. Once Bush was asked to spell “America”,and he spelled “Iamrica.” Since then he has become the hunting dog for theseBee kids.

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This piece is complete fiction and has no resemblance to any one living or dead. Any resemblance is completely coincidental and a piece of hyper imagination.

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