The governor that would me coached my staff on how to disguise the amount of electrical work needed at the mansion to hook up my new tanning bed. You can see the picture next to this.

The manager of the my travel schedule searched for a public event to use as justification ("I just need one") to charge the state for an airplane flight for my daughter, Willow, who made the trip but had missed the event given as its justification. Can't even I do this for my daughter?

When I complained that the Fairbanks Daily News-Miner wrote a critical editorial after I did meet them, my dude, Todd Palin advised the press chief to "take the news miner off the press release address list for a few days, see how long it takes them to realize their not on the list."

"Man, that gossip crap bugs me," Sarah Palin wrote after the Anchorage Daily News wrote about mansion repairs in its Alaska Ear political column. "Any time it has anything to do with home or family, it's irritating." A press aide apologized, saying the columnist did not to call check out stories before publishing. The residence director added, "Reminds me of junior high school, where hormonal teenagers are always looking for the drama. ... I'll do my best to avoid giving them any news nuggets."

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