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Tiger Woods Voted Promiscuous Sports Star Of The Year
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Posted on: 12/9/2009 10:36:54 AM
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Blackrod, AR - Recent revelations into the private life of the world's most famous golfer have given Tiger Woods another achievement award to add to his list. Loose Times Magazine, a semi-bi-monthly publication aimed at the joys of sex has awarded Mr. Woods with the Most Promiscuous Sports Star Of The Year award.

The award, which has been given to such Celebrity notables as Jessica Simpson, is meant to honor well-known celebrities who have gone above and beyond the call of their given field, giving of themselves in ways that many bored housewives can only imagine. 

Tiger Woods is not expected to receive the award in person, but has promised to meet privately with the magazine's most notorious bimbo, and offer some of his personal in-depth techniques for aspiring adulterers everywhere.

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