The most spoofed news in the world
 The most spoofed news in the world
 Welcome to Spooftimes.com
Become Writer  
Home | Campus Paper | World | US | UK | Europe | South-Asia | Asia-Pacific | Africa | Middle-East | Business | Health | Sports | Entertainment | Jokes | Videos | Spooftimes Definition | Bloopers | My Opinions | Political Untouchable | Technology | Science and Technology | Unconventional | Art and Literature
Your Ad Here
Cocaine fire up NASA space shuttle
written by: lostinrandomworld
Share |
Posted on: 1/17/2010 4:30:27 AM
Read: 853

Cocaine fire up NASA space shuttle
NASA rocket fired by Cocaine
Kennedy Space Center, Florida:  NASA revealed that it is Cocaine and weeds that have been used to fire rockets into space. Atlantis and Discovery, the two spaceships that have been used in recent time, were all based on Cocaine and weeds.

The space agency has been facing backlash from FDA. FDA in a statement to media said, "We have been fighting for people safety and here is NASA which put a wrong example to the world." FDA is on a mission to ban these substances from public use.

NASA has promised to review its Engineering department and find an alternative for cocaine and weeds. They are going to ask Russian Space Agency for help on this matter. Russian Space Agency has so far declined to comment on this request.

FDA issued a statement that there is scarcity of cocaine and weeds for people use. They have been persuading Afghan government to promote cultivation of these substances so that more and more people can use it.

Rate this article? 

This piece is complete fiction and has no resemblance to any one living or dead. Any resemblance is completely coincidental and a piece of hyper imagination.
blog comments powered by Disqus
 
Top 10 Articles of the Week

tenimage.com
 
Latest News
First Pizza Hut opens in Tehran, Iran; “Stuffed Crust is top seller”
Pastor Terry Jones is reincarnation of Osama Bin Laden
Official Mexico Top 10 Druglords
Thirty Year Old Finally "Gets Into" Books
Iran Declares: Everybody Must Get Stoned
Minnesota Church Burns Vampire Novels
Tornados Target Trailer Parks
Obama Administration Turns to the American People
Writer Approaches 15,000 Points, Dreams Of Redemption
Doctors Say Reincarnation as a Cat Reduces Stress by 98%
  
Most PopularBreaking NewsOur top WriterWebsite ArchiveFeatured WriterSite Map/explore Website |  Join Mailing List | Follow Us on Twitter Facebook
Writer Log In     |     Become Writer    |     Announcement for Writer     |      About Us     |     Contact Us     |      Terms and Conditions     |     Disclaimer
Copyright © from 2009 Onwards SpoofTimes.com. All Rights Reserved. Design & Developed by www.gensoftnepal.com
Spooftimes News is work of fiction and any resemblance to living or dead is mere coincidental. For more information see our Terms and Conditions Page.