ANDREW SHIRVELL EXPOSED AS GAY PEDOPHILE

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written by: The Lord of Darkness

Posted on: 10-11-2010

In a very "interesting" twist of fate, The World's Most Interesting Man, currently awaiting trial in a Mexican jail cell on charges of pedophilia and butt-plug smuggling, has revealed in a telephone interview that Andrew Shirvell, Michigan's controversial and publicly anti-gay Attorney General, is "a regular customer" for the Interesting Man's exotic butt-plugs, and is himself a flaming homosexual. "He likes the boys about 10 or 11 years old," the World's Most Interesting Man told this reporter.

"He says it's their pretty eyes that get him going, but I know it's their hairless testicles."

Andrew Shirvell did not reply to our request for an interview; his wife told us "Andy's very busy, but he's no gay."
His mother did not answer our phone calls.

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SELECT `Redeempoint`.`id`, `Redeempoint`.`userid`, `Redeempoint`.`totalpointsearn`, `Redeempoint`.`pointredeemed`, `Redeempoint`.`date`, `Redeempoint`.`status` FROM `redeempoints` AS `Redeempoint` WHERE `userid` IS NULL

INSERT INTO `redeempoints` (`totalpointsearn`, `userid`) VALUES ('0', NULL)

1048: Column 'userid' cannot be null

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DESCRIBE `userinfos`

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DESCRIBE `tags`

SELECT `Tag`.`id`, `Tag`.`metakeyword`, `Tag`.`metadesc` FROM `tags` AS `Tag` WHERE `Tag`.`id` = 1 LIMIT 1

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Warning (2): Unknown: Failed to write session data (files). Please verify that the current setting of session.save_path is correct (/hermes/bosweb25c/b1455/whl.tenhead1/spooftimes/app/tmp/sessions) [Unknown, line ??]

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